Spank Bank

I love the Urban Dictionary. Sometimes I just browse through it to see what the kids out there are saying. And maybe I am a little naive or just born a female but I had never heard of the term Spank Bank.

Spank bank
1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to
retain for master debational purposes.2. Porn collection

Actually, I don't have a spank bank but now that I know there is a name for it, I'm thinking of making some deposits. First, I would put a big poster of David Beckham in my bank. Only him, not that snotty bitch he's married too. Looking at her just makes me want to eat a sandwich and beat up English people. But David is pretty, not a girlish pretty but a manly pretty. David Beckham is good at two things: looking fine like wine and playing football. That's all David Beckham should do, just those two things. One thing he should never ever do is speak. His voice is akin to limp handshake. Excuse all this talk about David Beckham makes me want to rub the felt. (look it up)