I love my mother, she's a wonderful woman. But I am convinced the only reason my mom learned to use the Internet is so she can forward the dumb shit everyone else forwards to her. I don't care if I die at midnight, I refuse to forward your email. I am tired of the cutesy pictures of kitties being silly or warnings of cell phone explosions. I am convinced the only people who forward these stupid things are the ones who are too lazy to actually write an email they have written (sorry mom). And by forwarding you junk they somehow feel like that constitutes keeping in touch. Like most people I have several email accounts and my my mother, god love her, makes sure to forward the spam emails to every single one of them just to make sure I get it. Grrrrrrrrrrrr....
