I love animals. No I am not a vegetarian. I tried it, by the end of week two without meat I was ready to slaughter a baby pig for a piece of bacon. But I digress. What I really want to discuss here is the humiliation of small dogs throughout the metropolitan area. I'm looking at you, chihuahua owner. I understand if your pup needs a little sweater to keep him warm in the harsh winter weather, no problem. But I ask you does a dog need a pink quilted coat with a furry hood? C'mon! Do you really think the pup is going to be at the dog park with her girlfriends saying, "OOOh mommy it's cold out here I better bundle up. Where my hoodie at?" And for the love of all that is holy, dogs don't wear shoes! They just don't. That is why your pooch is walking like he just stepped in his own poop. Dog owners are out of control and I think we have that dim rod Paris Hilton to thank for it. Once that bitch started slapping tiaras on her pup, every dim bulb in America thought. "OMG that is soooo cute where can I buy one?" Enough already! Leave the poor dogs alone!!
