Survivor China- It's on bitches!

Well bye- bye Chicken, alas you were not meant for this Survivor my friend. I was touched by your departing words. Who knew a chicken farmer could also be a philospher? My friend Gail posted some pretty witty comments on her blog: http://www.worleygig.com/ check out her wrap up on last nights episode.

Can I just make a few observations? Thank you.

Should you really feel proud that the one thing that describes you in life is, "former model" especially when you in no way resemble a former model? Ugh.

Former model=currently annoying

Does anyone else feel like slapping the shit out of the anorexic baby bartender from NYC? Sweetheart, just cuz you have lived in the city for what, 15 minutes?? Doesn't give you the right to be a complete asshole to a Buddhist monk in his own temple. He needed to slap some old school enlightenment on your ass.

I agree with my friend Gail, why do these people never come prepared to start Surviving? I mean has there ever been a show that started off, "Ok folks, thanks for coming, changing rooms are in the back. Make sure to put on your comfiest, cleanest clothes so we can start." HELL NO!

Can I just say no matter if you are fat, thin, rich or poor, wearing your panties and white bra to a challenge is NEVER acceptable. Never. Never ever. Thank God the cameraman had the good sense not to subject all of America to that nightmare. You have to have simply no pride whatsoever to wear too tight panties and a dirty white bra on national t.v. Honey, that thing in front of you, it's a camera and it's ON! Have some dignity.

And lastly, let's talk about the stripper errr...I mean wrestler. I don't know which annoys me more the steel rings hanging from her lips, the huge fake tits that seem to have a mind of their own or the ratty overprocessed hair dangling from underneath that handkerchief headwrap. Why are Professional wrestlers semi-attractive when on the mat and butt fucking ugly in real life? They must hire the best makeup artist and lighting money can buy on that show. I was a bit disappointed they didn't make her wear those punk rock stripper boots the whole season but thats just me, sadistic.

That's enough ridicule this week friends, stay tuned the season is young. oh-ee, oh-ee, iii-aaaa oh -weee, oh-wee...