Saturday, May 10, 2008

Sperm Jokes.



Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.
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What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?
George Michael's latest release.